I saw a businessman carrying a bag of fun-size York Peppermint Patties and a case of Diet Dr. Pepper. I assume he was planning a surprise party for someone named Pepper.

If you had to be named either Pepper or Salt, which would you choose? Pepper is more of a “real name,” I suppose (at least according to Iron Man), but being named Salt would mean being named after the most delicious thing in the entire world, so everyone would automatically feel super positive towards you.

5) Taxis

4) Cars that look like they want to turn but for some reason don’t have their turn signal on.

3) People with their music playing very loudly and their windows open

2) Rented moving trucks

1) Garbage trucks